I’m absolutely fucked yet I’ve still set my alarm for 8am to go to gym before work DEDICATION
finished my first year of uni today. i started drinking at 3.45pm tonight is gonna be fucking good
the office finale [[MORE]] MICHAEL SCOTT I KNEW IT
just bought a camera fucking hell i need to stop spending money haha
I need to save money for Amsterdam but I also feel like getting a decent camera to use while I’m there would be a worthwhile investment hmmmm
I have a bruise on my cheek from getting my head jammed in a glass cabinet at work yesterday fucking delightful
the office finale tonight oh my god i have both waited for and dreaded this day for so long
doctor-wats0n: ok i know i’m almost out of ink but my printer is getting a little overdramatic
I feel like I’ve neglected tumblr a lot over the past few days but this has honestly been one of the most stressful weeks of my life! I’ve had 3 deadlines so far, I have an exam on Friday and I need to have all my shit sorted for moving to Amsterdam by the end of this week, as well as my uni accommodation for when I get back. I also only found out yesterday that uni want me to go at...
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
Never did I once think, while applying to do an English degree at uni, that I would spend 25 minutes of my life deconstructing a paragraph about a guy getting a blowjob.
276 words down. 2224 to go :( AAAAAAAAH
meanplastic: Grandmas watchin Kim Kardashian’s sextape