1. 01:24 30th Jul 2014

    Notes: 440126

    Reblogged from dutchster

    pemsylvania:

    one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

    (Source: pemsylvania)

     
  2. 01:19

    Notes: 69564

    Reblogged from grunolo

     
  3. 01:19

    Notes: 100530

    Reblogged from grunolo

    1. First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
    2. Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
     
  4. 01:18

    Notes: 8023

    Reblogged from promiscuous-kitten

    alcorock:

    I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.

     
  5. Really hope I manage to escape Starbucks within the next month. Literally can’t hack the customers in that place anymore, already spoke to my manager about it. I have the patience of a saint but I can’t deal with constant streams of really rude people for 9 hours straight. Like I don’t even know how these people function in daily life.

     
  6. 01:16

    Notes: 154354

    Reblogged from dutchster

    Tags: HAHA

    fihisoh:

    wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

    (Source: surrealdads)

     
  7. 01:15

    Notes: 206658

    Reblogged from ruby-brown

    (Source: baesment)

     
  8. 01:15

    Notes: 1

    Got a job interview at Michael Kors next month hellz yea

     
  9. 00:53

    Notes: 422746

    Reblogged from ruby-brown

    vaguelyjewish:

    testoster0ne:

    how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

    like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

    This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

    (Source: basedyeeezus)

     
  10. 21:57 29th Jul 2014

    Notes: 217650

    Reblogged from earth--core

    image: Download

    (Source: lillyhasatumblr)